Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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