shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He better not be in your backpack
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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