love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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