Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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