I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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