why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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