i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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