I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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