i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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