yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
