belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I will pee on everything he values.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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