She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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