I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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