This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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