I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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