This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
