Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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