K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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