But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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