with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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