I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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