There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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