he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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