Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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