were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Houston, we have a squirter
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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