he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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