If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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