Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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