You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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