i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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