I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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