Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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