i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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