So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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