Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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