No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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