So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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