I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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