Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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