maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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