i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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