No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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