so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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