Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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