Me too!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
