The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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