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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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