i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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