Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I love having hate sex.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
