Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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