I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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