Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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