do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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