i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
