That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Its about making memories worth repressing
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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