no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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