What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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