Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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