What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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